The Avengers (2012)
Bringing cinema’s greatest questions to the round table in a winner-takes-all battle.
This Week’s Battle: Which of the Avengers would take you out on a better date?
Everyone is all a-buzz with Avengers chatter, so we thought we’d weigh in on all the hype. We know they are all skilled and incredibly lethal, but which of these superheroes has another side to them? A… softer side.
Obviously the answer is Thor! He is not my favorite Avenger, by a long shot, but let’s be honest here… Thor has skills that appeal to my inner female seeking the perfect night out. For starters, he could take you on a romantic flight on a starry night! I mean… Lois Lane loved it.
That will go really well until he gets angry and accidentally channels some lightning that fries you to a crisp…
Bruce Banner, The Hulk, is the way to go. You can have an intelligent conversation with Bruce, and then The Hulk can build you a nice summer house!
I don’t think the Hulk can really talk about getting angry. Plus, you know what beats a summer house? An entire realm in the heavens!
Also, Thor can take you to a fair and show you a good time. He’d probably use his hammer on the carnival “Ring-the-bell” game and win you a stuffed animal every time. All without scaring people because he’s not 8 feet tall and green, of course.
Bruce Banner objects to the above. As one of the most intelligent people in the world, he would first tell you that the price you pay to compete in carnival games is not worth the actual prize…
…Then he would Hulk out and let you sit on his shoulders and eat cotton candy while enjoying a beautiful sunset.
What do you think? Which date would be best?
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